Wednesday, January 6, 2010

#153 Bert Poppiloola

Bert Poppiloola - Deceased

Lost his life in a building site accident. He accidently stumbled over a toolbox while running from the zombie horde and they tore pieces out of him. A safe workplace is everything.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

#152 Shef Teacup

Shef Teacup - Deceased

Always resented the Village People for making a mockery of his manly profession. It didn't help that his best friends were a cop, a biker and an Indian Chief.

Monday, January 4, 2010

#151 Paddy Flemkins

Paddy Flemkins - Deceased

Had a way of wrapping that little towel of his. Locked strong. Even four months wandering the streets as a mindless corpse, that towel never dropped. His dignity intact.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

#150 Ellie and Etta Gould

Ellie and Etta Gould - Deceased

Together all their life and, now, in death. Ellie loved her sister, which was odd because Etta was a bit of a cow.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

#149 Helen Stewart

Helen Stewart - Deceased

Lost her eye in a scuffle in the airport. She should have stowed it safely in the overhead compartment.

Friday, January 1, 2010

#148 Victor Portman

Victor Portman - Deceased

Circled the runway for several days before shambling towards town.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

#147 Sabrina Soupful

Sabrina Soupful - Deceased

Even among the shambling masses, everyone could tell she was in desperate need of a makeover.