Thursday, December 31, 2009

#147 Sabrina Soupful

Sabrina Soupful - Deceased

Even among the shambling masses, everyone could tell she was in desperate need of a makeover.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

#146 Erbert Fenwick

Erbert Fenwick - Deceased

He survived longer than most because he had nobody to care for. Nobody to lose. Tight pants had left him without a family.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

#145 Nedward Archibald

Nedward Archibald - Deceased

Used to mumble incomprehensively. Now, his mumbles have slowed to a moan but clarity is still an issue.

Monday, December 28, 2009

#144 Delilah Montague

Delilah Montague - Deceased

Finally met someone who made a her feel like a lady. Then, soon after, made her feel very dead.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

#143 Hamish McDoodle

Hamish McDoodle - Deceased

Not even really Scottish. He wore a novelty hat/wig combo once and liked it so much he changed his name and started saying 'Och' a lot.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

SP#04 Mrs. Claus

Mrs. Claus - Deceased

The reindeer does nothing to satisfy her hunger. But human flesh isn't all that easy to come by in the North Pole.

Friday, December 25, 2009

SP#03 Santa Claus

Santa Claus - Deceased

He knows who has been naughty or nice. Feasting on friends and neighbours definitely gets you on his naughty list.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

SP#02 Elfy McElferson

Elfy McElferson - Deceased

Nobody in the workshop realised they were in danger. The outbreak was so far away from the North Pole and who knew that elves were at risk of what seemed to be a human condition?

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

#142 Lucius P. Scrabby

Lucius P. Scrabby - Deceased

Once a sensitive man. Couldn't handle firing people. So he only hired people he despised. By the time he was an old man and an employee was munching on his flesh, he had grown so used to hating people, he didn't know any other way.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

#141 Benjamin Mopsey

Benjamin Mopsey - Deceased

Stole a fortune from the company, the trail of evidence pointed elsewhere. The night of his last withdrawal, one so large it would have brought down the company, he was attacked. He brought down the company, but never got to enjoy his riches.

Monday, December 21, 2009

#140 Mertyl Wrigley

Mertyl Wrigley - Deceased

When Mr.Scrabby wanted to know about someone, he would go to Mertyl. She knew who would be trouble. After all, when your family are a bunch of clowns, you can spot the losers.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

#139 Guy Spitley

Guy Spitley - Deceased

Always passed over for promotion. Never knew why they had it in for him. Mr. Scrabby, in particular, was a nasty piece of work. Spitley had thought about eating his boss long before the outbreak.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

#138 Matthias Muggins

Matthias Muggins - Deceased

He knew there was something there, the way Mrs.Dimbleby looked at him. They could never discuss it of course. But, as the end came and they comforted each other, it was the warmest moment of his life.

Friday, December 18, 2009

#137 Donna Dimbleby

Donna Dimbleby - Deceased

When the panic spread, everyone wondered why she didn't go home to her family. The truth was, she could never leave her boss. She just wanted to stay by his side to the end.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

#136 Piers Montipine

Piers Montipine - Deceased

An accountant at Muggins & Scrabby Financial Services. When society collapsed, he realised he had no skills to bring to a land of the dead. So he balanced books until the inevitable end came.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

#135 Pepper Poundsworth

Pepper Poundsworth - Deceased

Somewhere deep inside, she knew she'd never have to pay off that credit card debt. She hoped it would be due to becoming suddenly rich but she knew zombie apocalypse was probably more likely.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

#134 Kent Kenticle

Kent Kenticle - Deceased

That familiar zombie moan you hear? That's usually Kent. He did it in life too. Once he hit thirty, that bad back kicked in and he's been moaning ever since.

Monday, December 14, 2009

#133 Parson Parsons

Parson Parsons - Deceased

There wasn't much left of Parsons to hold his body together. Just a thin layer of leathery skin and plenty of willpower.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

#132 Felicity Bubbles

Felicity Bubbles - Deceased

Was on her way to a party in her honour when the outbreak occurred. Shame really. She deserved the attention, being so rich and all. Being undead is a real leveller.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

#131 Duncan Bluepoole

Duncan Bluepoole - Deceased

Some people just weren't dressed with the whole 'returning from the dead' thing in mind. He wore a nightdress. It was comfortable. Nobody was ever meant to see it.

Friday, December 11, 2009

#130 Evan Flurmintrude

Evan Flurmintrude - Deceased

Carries a reminder of his wife with him wherever she goes - that lump of flesh in his mouth. Still, she gave as good as she got.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

#129 Penfold Donnegan

Penfold Donnegan - Deceased

Still in a state of shock. Well, some people just weren't expecting a zombie apocalypse, were they?

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

#128 Granny Stubbs

Petal "Granny" Stubbs - Deceased

The mother-in-law. Always resented that slight hint of disgust when she went to kiss people. If she had been conscious, the whole post-death running in terror reaction really would have hurt.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

#127 Clarabelle McWeeny

Clarabelle McWeeny - Deceased

Had never seen such panic around the house and had no idea what was going on until it was too late. Probably better off that way.

Monday, December 7, 2009

#126 Kipper McWeeny

Kipper McWeeny - Deceased

Suffered permanant hearing damage due to Granny shouting in his ears. So he never heard her coming. He didn't stand a chance.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

#125 Assumpta McWeeny

Assumpta McWeeny - Deceased

Never understood why he resented her mother. Okay, she was deaf and refused to wear a hearing aid. She spat when she spoke and had chronic bowel issues. And then she tried to eat the family. Still, she'd always be mummy.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

#124 Wallace McWeeny

Wallace McWeeny - Deceased

He never wanted to take in his mother-in-law. Always figured the day she died would be the day he got his life back. As it happened, when she died, she took the whole family with her.

Friday, December 4, 2009

#123 Titus Bushky

Titus Bushky - Deceased

Lost his shoe somewhere. Doesn't matter now - he lost his foot too.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

#122 Tulip Pippy

Tulip Pippy - Deceased

Spent 25 years tending to her beautiful garden. It took just one morning of carnage to destroy it.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

#121 Epson MacIntyre

Epson MacIntyre - Deceased

If he'd known he'd be out of that coffin so soon, he wouldn't have spent anywhere near as much on it.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

#120 Bertha Bullock

Bertha Bullock - Deceased

Big Bertha Bullock had always attracted the wrong sort of man. Actually, for her, any man was the wrong sort. In the end, she attracted zombies and they too were mostly male.

Monday, November 30, 2009

#119 Cecil Stains

Cecil Stains - Deceased

Never the type to have a girl at every port. Or even a guy at every port. Before he died, he would have been happy with anyone at even one port.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

#118 Randy Rhodey

Randy Rhodey - Deceased

Always talked about starting a band. Finally did it but, by first practice, one of his bandmates was an undead flesh-eater. Never put off til tomorrow and all that.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

#117 Fred T. Edwards

Fred T. Edwards - Deceased

Old enough to remember when Maiden were cool. Then not cool at all. Then cool again, albeit in a post-modern semi-ironic sort of way.

Friday, November 27, 2009

#116 Chad Heartfelt

Chad Heartfelt - Deceased

When Rhodey asked him to join his band (on the condition that he wouldn't play his girl's rock) he finally felt wanted. But when he turned up, all they wanted was his flesh.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

#115 Seany Rockhammer

Seany Rockhammer - Deceased

Lived for the metal. Faster! Harder! Louder! Well, not louder. He was well aware that listening to music at unsafe volumes can be damaging to ones hearing.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

#114 Nigel Dickson

Nigel Dickson - Deceased

Playing air guitar with grown men forms a bond that isn't easily broken. He knew he was injured but his friends had a safe place. At least, it was safe until he arrived.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

#113 Peter Smiles

Peter Smiles - Deceased

He lived the Summer Of Love every day of his life. Until the zombies went and buggered everything up even worse than the yuppies did.

Monday, November 23, 2009

#112 Wayne Mingeberry

Wayne Mingeberry - Deceased

Had almost saved up enough for that diamond earring when the outbreak occurred. Unfortunately, Wayne was too busy keeping it real to properly defend himself.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

#111 Ludwig Scholz

Ludwig Scholz - Deceased

Didn't really stand a chance once his dog escaped. However, in his current form, being blind doesn't seem to affect his days as much as it once did.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

#110 Melly Hawkshaw

Melly Hawkshaw - Deceased

Used to take mud baths for her skin. The real test, however, was lying in the muck for months and it's safe to say there has actually been some improvement.

Friday, November 20, 2009

#109 Maria Georgeston

Maria Georgeston - Deceased

Her alternative therapies didn't help one bit. No matter how many weeds she rubbed on those bites, the end result would be the same.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

#108 Sharon Smullens

Sharon Smullens - Deceased

When she weighed up the pros and cons of her career choice, she never factored in a zombie outbreak. Some would call that shortsighted.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

#107 Simon Benchworth

Simon Benchworth - Deceased

P.C. Benchworth knew his world was changing. Once upon a time, he'd spend his days having tea with the local vicar. Now, it's knife-crime this and ASBO that. And then zombies.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

#106 Chris Mulch

Chris Mulch - Deceased

Was always too nice to be a cop. He'd let people away with traffic offences, give polite warnings to muggers and the most he ever gave a murderer was a stern talking to.

Monday, November 16, 2009

#105 Loretta Smittler

Loretta Smittler - Deceased

Smittler regularly kicked all kinds of ass out on the streets. But it was only a matter of time before she bit off more than she could chew. And the zombies bit off just about exactly what they could chew.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

#104 Flora Flooming

Flora Flooming - Deceased

A funny old spinster who lived alone. She rather enjoyed the outbreak. It was all so very exciting. Far better than staying in watching her stories.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

#103 Snap Hendrick

Snap Hendrick - Deceased

Had a hard time coming to terms with his white tan-resistant skin. It turned out for the best - when his blood stopped flowing, he was already very used to looking pale so had an easier time than most making the adjustment.

Friday, November 13, 2009

#102 Skids McNab

Skids McNab - Deceased

Refused entry to every motorcycle gang on the grounds that his hog was, in fact, a 50cc scooter. Still, to him, he was living Easy Rider right to the moment of death.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

#101 Polly Peptide

Polly Peptide - Deceased

A mere inconvenience to her busy parents. In death, among the horde, she found the closest thing she has had to family.