Saturday, October 31, 2009

SP#1 Hector Hallows

Hector Hallows - Deceased

Hector wasn't thinking straight when he took refuge in the pumpkin room. He didn't consider the alarming rate of pumpkin-related deaths. He never even stopped to wonder why the hospital had a pumpkin room.

Friday, October 30, 2009

#89 Madge Gardener

Madge Gardener - Deceased

Worked at the desk for 37 years so it wasn't the first time someone took a bite out of her face while on the night shift. It was, however, the first time she felt the urge to do the same to others.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

#88 Magnus Turk

Magnus Turk - Deceased

Had no idea who he was since the accident. As the hospital hallways descended into carnage, pieces started coming back to him and, just before he died, he finally remembered his name.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

#87 Hector Pikmin

Mr. Hector Pikmin - Deceased

His last surgery was a bloody one. He just couldn't close that artery. But a few moments after Mrs. Spinner died on the operating table, things got a lot bloodier.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

#86 Nana Bloomfeld

Nana Bloomfeld - Deceased

Always a messy eater, she gets things like spaghetti, stew and even ice cream all down her. Today, it's nurse.

Monday, October 26, 2009

#85 Thomas Holston

Thomas Holston - Deceased

Wandered the halls trying to lift the skirts of the young nurses. The fact that most wore pants didn't seem to put him off. Nor did the fact that some were dead and wanted to eat his face.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

#84 Beau Bobobo

Beau Bobobo - Deceased

A patient in Mortbrook Hospital, Mr. Bobobo was in for a routine operation. His exposed posterior made for an easy target for the living dead. Especially the shorter ones.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

#83 Hilda Thornston

Hilda Thornston - Deceased

Hilda Thornston seemed nice but then wrote unkind things about the patients on their charts. Like 'fatty fathead' or 'big hairy bumface'. Nobody ever accused her of being mature.

Friday, October 23, 2009

#82 Dr.Sanjay Patel

Dr. Sanjay Patel - Deceased

On rounds at Mortbrook Hospital searching for a lost Jane Doe, when he came down with a mild case of death.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

#81 Sherry Kitson

Sherry Kitson - Deceased

When the call came over the radio, "Send more paramedics!", she responded. When she arrived on the scene, she wished she had never left Mortbrook hospital.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

#80 Edgar Woodward

Edgar Woodward - Deceased

Left his forest hideout to gather the one thing the forest couldn't provide - his collection of vintage Swedish porn. On the way back, he got bitten and eventually turned but it was totally worth it.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

#79 Arthur Mange

Arthur Mange - Deceased

Died while defending his taxidermy collection. He had expressed his own desire to be stuffed but, with the bitemarks, the quality of his pelt has been severely comprimised.

Monday, October 19, 2009

#78 Seamus O'Shanty

Seamus O'Shanty - Deceased

An old sea dog, Seamus O'Shanty hated fish but loved fishfingers. But, in his daily catch, fish were plentiful yet fishfingers rather rare.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

#77 Nora Noodlepip

Nora Noodlepip - Deceased

Claimed to play bridge every Friday night. In truth, she was holding up local shops at gunpoint. Thing is, bridge isn't even a real game. Anyone who tells you they play it are liars and crooks.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

#76 Ned Brown

Ned Brown - Deceased

Found safety in a fictional future that would value his intellect more than popularity or looks. Unfortunately, he really wasn't all that smart. His Tekwar collection did little to stop the ravenous horde.

Friday, October 16, 2009

#75 Gary Lennott

Gary Lennott - Deceased

Hasn't had this amount of exercise in years. Shambling here, there, everywhere. Who needs a car when you can shamble?

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

#73 Toasty Lucas

Hugh "Toasty" Lucas - Deceased

His fiery temperament often made for a poor first impression but he was the type of guy you could warm to after a while.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

#72 Neil Nippleton

Neil Nippleton - Deceased

Always a bit of a hothead. At least that's what Toasty Lucas thought.

Monday, October 12, 2009

#71 Joe Stubbs

Joe Stubbs - Deceased

Was once close friends with a man named Toasty Lucas but they had a falling out after a heated argument.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

#70 Bobert Bobson

Bobert Bobson - Deceased

Wanted to be buried in his best suit. Unfortunately, it was at the drycleaners and his wife lost the ticket. Well, at least she buried him. She had contemplated just putting him out with the rubbish.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

#69 Michael P. Podman

Michael P. Podman - Deceased

Had a hole in his sock the morning of the outbreak. He found it oddly upsetting. Well, it took his mind off the collapse of humanity so some good came out of it.

Friday, October 9, 2009

#68 Venus McNasty

Venus McNasty - Deceased

Never a pleasant little girl. That sweet innocent look was always a lie. Not her true face. Now, nature has finally given her the look to match her temperament.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

#67 Patricia Parmington

Patricia Parmington - Deceased

Her lollipop sign was her shield. It could stop cars. But it couldn't stop the zombie horde.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

#66 Igor Spensen

Igor Spensen - Deceased

In spite of what people thought, he never worked for any mad scientists. He did, however, work for a multi-national corporation doing something on computers. Whatever it is that people do on computers these days.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

#65 Jim Pigletti

Jim Pigletti - Deceased

The night after his stag party, he found himself handcuffed to a railing in his underpants. He had expected something like that. What he didn't expect was the whole being dead thing.

Monday, October 5, 2009

#64 Harriet Helmsley

Harriet Helmsley - Deceased

She had such a lovely complexion. Lovely skin. Beautiful hair too. Since being dead, Harriet Hemsley has really let herself go.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

#63 Mungo Melengey

Mungo Melengey - Deceased

Mungo Melengey's life was summed up in his last words, as the zombie horde began tearing his flesh - "Bloody typical".

Saturday, October 3, 2009

#62 James Bennet

James Bennet - Deceased

Spent his life in search of an identity. When his house was finally comprimised, he realised that who he was didn't matter. He was just another victim. It was a liberating experience.

Friday, October 2, 2009

#61 Margaret Margarine

Margaret Margarine - Deceased

Her mother constantly told her to get her hair out of her eyes and, even at 32, Margaret wore it like that for no other reason than to defy her. That hair prevented her from seeing the attack coming and now look at her. A mother knows best.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

#60 Roger Wrigley

Roger Wrigley - Deceased

The walking dead retain some basic memories. Roger's first thought as dug himself out of his shallow grave was as clear as it was the moment he died: "If we're not careful, someone will put an eye out." His second thought was simply, "Revenge."