Sunday, February 28, 2010

#206 Lisa Revolvo

Lisa Revolvo - Deceased

Spent the apocalypse going round and round on that bloody stump. It was fun. For a while.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

#205 Peppa Peptide

Peppa Peptide - Deceased

When the outbreak happened, many turned to their families for comfort. Peppa Peptide hated hers. So she turned to booze instead.

Friday, February 26, 2010

#204 Woody Woodward

Woody Woodward - Deceased

His forest hideout plan seemed shaky when his brother came back wounded. Then they were raided by more survivors and the whole thing went pear-shaped. And Woody went splat-shaped.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

#203 Denny Dimmock

Denny Dimmock - Deceased

Went out for milk and never returned. Well, he returned but he was eight days late and dead.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

#202 Tom Maxwell

Tom Maxwell - Deceased

Many died chasing hope. Stories of free areas and safe havens drew people out of safety. Tom Maxwell thought he had found a fabled survivor militia. What he found was death.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

#201 Bettina Mimsy

Bettina Mimsy - Deceased

Fell victim to the age old 'zombies in the lift' gag. Well, it was going to be that or the old 'zombies in the stairwell' trick, wasn't it?

Monday, February 22, 2010

#200 Mad Dog Dougal McCree

Dougal McCree - Deceased

Mad Dog Dougal McCree was one of the most fearsome fighters in life and the hunger for flesh he gained in death made him a horror among horrors. Rigor mortis did nothing to weaken the impact of his dreaded half-nelsons.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

#199 Pam Halfton

Pam Halfton - Deceased

Was willing to leave her legs behind to crawl away from the grave of Mad Dog Dougal McCree. Almost lost an eye somewhere too.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

#198 Bruce Fuente

Bruce Fuente - Deceased

The dead know fear. When Bruce Fuente arose just a few graves across from the grave of wrestler, Mad Dog Dougal McCree, his instinct told him to get the hell out of there.

Friday, February 19, 2010

#197 Meredith Grunt

Meredith Grunt - Deceased

Soon got over her brother's poor choice in clothing, once she realised the dead were climbing out of graves. Her thoughts went to the grave next to Wailer - the pro-wrestler, the largest corpse anyone had ever seen.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

#196 Ken Grunt

Ken Grunt - Deceased

Turned up inappropriately dressed to the Wailer funeral. When the dead rose around them, he was soon stripped of his clothes. Then his life.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

#195 Beth Ludlum

Beth Ludlum - Deceased

Turned up late to the Wailer funeral, only to find the cemetary filled with dead people. That's not unusual for a cemetary, of course, but that they were walking around took her by surprise.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

#194 Pascal Popweasel

Pascal Popweasel - Deceased

Buried in the only thing that meant anything to him - a thick layer of vaseline.

Monday, February 15, 2010

#193 Pat Popweasel

Pat Popweasel - Deceased

Buried in the only thing that meant anything to him - his Bermuda shorts.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

#192 Polly Popweasel

Polly Popweasel - Deceased

Buried in the only thing that meant anything to her - her wedding dress.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

#191 Bobby Wailer

Bobby Wailer - Deceased

Had just gathered for his brother's funeral when the dead rose. His couldn't help wondering how they all managed to climb out at the same time.

Friday, February 12, 2010

#190 Lem Bonesnap

Lem Bonesnap - Deceased

Lem Bonesnap learned an important lesson - milk may be good for the bones, but lying in the dirt for months is not. That's something they don't teach in schools.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

#189 Paulie Peekaboo

Paulie Peekaboo - Deceased

Some people say the undead are like spiders - they're more afraid of you than you are of them. Those people are wrong. The ones hiding are planning an ambush.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

#188 Lucius Smythe

Lucius Smythe - Deceased

Always had the utmost respect for the dead. In fact, he made a point of calling them "sir" or "m'lady" before bashing their heads in with his shovel. Unfortunately, the dead themselves weren't as courteous.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

#187 Lady Willowchester

Lady Daphne Willochester - Deceased

Had a prime plot overlooking the valley. So you can imagine how pissed off she was when she climbed out of her grave and saw they had built bloody apartment blocks everywhere.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Sunday, February 7, 2010

#185 Reverend Humphries

Reverend Layton Humphries - Deceased

Was actually a little relieved when the corpse got up because he was severely hungover and totally unprepared for the Wailer funeral.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

#184 Simone Wailer

Simone Wailer - Deceased

Had no idea that the person she would be mourning that day was herself.

Friday, February 5, 2010

#183 Leonard Wormald

Leonard Wormald - Deceased

If he had really put thought into the whole worm food thing, he would have been cremated. Or at least would have made sure his grave had a sign that read 'No Worms Allowed'.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

#182 Drake Evans

Drake Evans - Deceased

Ripped the sleeve off his only suit while digging himself out of his grave. Ripped the arm off his only body too.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

#181 Trudy Truman

Trudy Truman - Deceased

Some undead are drawn to familiar places. Trudy, however, climbed from her grave and didn't have a rat's ass notion where she was.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

#180 Harold Wailer

Harold Wailer - Deceased

Found that getting in to a coffin is much easier than getting out. He was less a participant in the zombie apocalypse, more a spectator. Still, when you're to be buried next to a wrestler, there's plenty to see.

Monday, February 1, 2010

#179 Viola Darkheart

Viola Darkheart - Deceased

Obsessed with gothic vampire fantasies. Luckily for the rest of us, it turned out the real undead weren't a bunch of whiney pansies after all.