Saturday, July 31, 2010

#357 Rusty Renfield

Rusty Renfield - Deceased

Had a good laugh at the dumb rotters stumbling around the Major's zombie pit. Those 'dumb rotters' were once his teammates but he liked them better dead.

Friday, July 30, 2010

#356 Kelley Socketpop

Kelley Socketpop - Deceased

Was the Major's favourite, until he realised she was female. He just wasn't good around ladies - they made him nervous. Though wandering around camp with her eyes hanging out made everyone nervous.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

#355 Lester Bucket

Lester Bucket - Deceased

Secured the perimeter. Didn't know what a perimeter was, but he made damn sure it was secure. So at least they didn't have to worry about the zombies outside the camp.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

#354 Burt Spamburger

Burt Spamburger - Deceased

Only stayed in the military because he had no place else to go. Well, the food was good too. Besides, the Major seemed to have everything under control.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

#353 Percy Pencilneck

Percy Pencilneck - Deceased

When it came to his injury, Private Pencilneck went with the 'don't ask, don't tell' approach. So it was a bit of a surprise for all concerned when he turned out to be dead.

Monday, July 26, 2010

#352 Raymond Maxwell

Raymond Maxwell - Deceased

Somewhere deep down, he knew he would never see his sons again. But still, he would wait with her. After all, she made a mean bacon sandwich and that's worth a lot during an apocalypse.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

#351 Lotta Maxwell

Lotta Maxwell - Deceased

She promised never to leave the house. Her two sons said they would come and get her when they found somewhere safe. Weeks later and very dead, she still waits by the door.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

#350 Nob Scrag

Nob Scrag - Deceased

Some people just make for ugly zombies. Nob Scrag made for an ugly human too so at least he was used to people recoiling when they saw him.

Friday, July 23, 2010

#349 Chunk Tubbson

Chunk Tubbson - Deceased

Promised he'd start working out next week. Well the apocalypse happened that week. He's always got a bloody excuse, doesn't he?

Thursday, July 22, 2010

#348 Chas Charcoal

Chas Charcoal - Deceased

It had turned out that many undead retained a fear of fire. But Chas Charcoal was never afraid of fire.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

#347 Penny Dickfinder

Penny Dickfinder - Deceased

Hadn't signed up for zombie hunting. Didn't even really sign up for firefighting. She just liked oiling up half-naked firemen. Most firemen will tell you, however, that being oiled up in a blaze is not a good idea.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

#346 Ernie Smokely

Ernie Smokely - Deceased

When the apocalypse kicked in and the dead rose, Ernie found the number of callouts to cats stuck up trees shot up. It was on his way back down with a fat tabby that Ernie lost his life.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

#344 Mitch Gruelington

Mitch Gruelington - Deceased

Claimed to come from a zombie-free safe haven. A place he called Eden. Had promised to find the parents of an injured survivor named Maxwell. He couldn't keep that promise.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

#343 Stan Sweatpants

Stan Sweatpants - Deceased

Running the 12 miles to escape the horde brought on a massive coronary. He kept running towards the light, but it didn't lead to nirvana. Just some old abandoned military facility.

Friday, July 16, 2010

#342 Specimen Alpha

Specimen Alpha - Deceased

Built from the remains of many corpses, when Alpha broke free, he tore the whole facility apart. His need for flesh controlled, all Alpha wanted was revenge. Where Omega went, nobody knew.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

#341 Drake Grubenhauer

Drake Grubenhauer - Deceased

What began as a side project in the Alpha/Omega lab became the main focus of the 'clinic'. If the dead can be brought to life and the spread contained, Grubenhauer was sure he could create a new weapon: a superzombie.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

#340 Earl Lichenpop

Earl Lichenpop - Deceased

Wouldn't have been happy with the whole idea of losing his head. He liked his head. It was a good head, as heads go.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

#339 Ursula McStitch

Ursula McStitch - Deceased

With some experiments, it was hard to see just what they were trying to achieve. Even with no internal organs and no eyes, McStitch was still driven by the need for flesh. You have to admire her focus.

Monday, July 12, 2010

#338 Wes Pollock

Wes Pollock - Deceased

People paid far more attention to Pollock when he was dead than when he was alive. He would have enjoyed that.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

#337 Livinia Trout

Livinia Trout - Deceased

Used to caviar and fine wines, Ms.Trout was now happy enough with chunks of human flesh. Nobody ever asked where the fresh meat was coming from.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

#336 Tim Inkly

Tim Inkly - Deceased

Barely wounded, Inkly was a perfect candidate for experimentation. He was being saved by Von Puddlestein, like someone would leave their favourite food until last.

Friday, July 9, 2010

#335 Gunthar Wrenchly

Gunthar Wrenchly - Deceased

Didn't have the sense to try to escape while alive. He thought these scientists would cure him. Stop him dying. When dead, however, his instincts kicked in and he refused to be held captive.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

#334 Dieter Von Puddlestein

Dieter Von Puddlestein - Deceased

If you play with fire and all that. Well, he wasn't playing with fire. He was playing with dead things. Von Puddlestein didn't get burned, just slightly eaten.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

#333 Joseph Benjamin

Joseph Benjamin - Deceased

The experiments in lab 271 quickly got out of hand. Benjamin began to wonder who was worse - the zombies or the scientists? And then began to wonder who was strongest - Godzilla or Superman? The distraction cost him his life.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

#332 Karl Kramer

Karl Kramer - Deceased

For the protection of all involved, Kramer guarded Zone A. Before his demise, he put down 78 zombies, 7 civilians and one scientist. Karl enjoyed his work.

Monday, July 5, 2010

#331 Donnie Cloole

Donnie Cloole - Deceased

Like most, he died before they dumped him in the fire, so he didn't take it personally. He hoped they didn't take it personally either when he walked right out and tried to eat their faces.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

#330 Annika Butlin

Annika Butlin - Deceased

Her head shaved and only minimal treatment for her wounds, she knew something wasn't right. That they tried to shoot her in the head and dump her in a furnace only confirmed her fears.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

#329 Lurch Higgins

Lurch Higgins - Deceased

Zombie wrangler in charge of transportation. He was always afraid of fire, didn't like the furnace. But they told him the safety of the whole planet was at stake. He should have worried about his own safety.

Friday, July 2, 2010

#328 Charles Beck

Charles Beck - Deceased

With Zone B being for study of the turning process, exposure risk was high. Far from contributing to their safety, the yellow suits seemed to attract and enrage the living dead. Like wasps in the summer time.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

#327 Britney Weller

Britney Weller - Deceased

Her joy at having escaped an amputation faded when she realised that the locks on the door of the 'recovery' room were not for the safety of those inside. But for the safety of those on the outside.