Sunday, January 31, 2010

#178 Jamal Trent King

Jamal Trent King - Deceased

King was happy to have the scandal, those height enhancement accusations, get buried by the stories of apocalypse. Nobody would ever know he was really three feet tall.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

#177 Mabel Spumkin

Mabel Spumkin - Deceased

If there was one thing she couldn't stand about the undead invasion it was the constant knocking on her front door. Worse than those Jehovahs Witness guys.

Friday, January 29, 2010

#176 Winston Finchester III

Winston Finchester III - Deceased

Born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Died with a bucket on his head.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

#175 Phil Stumpoid

Phil Stumpoid - Deceased

Having such little legs, his running speed was always going to be a problem. Even the short stint on the tricycle didn't put enough distance between him and the horde to save his life.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

#174 Gumby Barble

Gumby Barble - Deceased

Was convinced he could kill his attackers with silver bullets because he saw it some film. Didn't matter - he had no bullets, no gun and it was werewolves, not zombies. Well, it's an easy mistake to make.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

#173 Pierre De Mime

Pierre De Mime - Deceased

Couldn't mime his way out of an invisible paper bag. Or indeed mime his way out of a zombie apocalypse.

Monday, January 25, 2010

#172 Holly Penmire

Holly Penmire - Deceased

A dainty little thing. But very big hands. Always had very big hands.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

#171 Seth Gringlemeat

Seth Gringlemeat - Deceased

Died in bed. Not sleeping, as he had hoped to go. Mostly screaming and trying to run away.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

#170 Terry Lambert

Terry Lambert - Deceased

Didn't have anything against the zombies. As long as they didn't get all up in his face. Well, they got all up in his face. That's just what zombies do. That's how they roll.

Friday, January 22, 2010

#169 Paul Kinneda

Paul Kinneda - Deceased

Stubbed his toe, got a paper cut and then, if things weren't already bad enough, was attacked by a horde of living dead.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

#168 Imelda Fenwich

Imelda Fenwich - Deceased

One drink and she was anybody's. Two drinks and she was everybody's. Three drinks and she was left in a ditch somewhere until some unknown force reanimated her corpse.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

#167 Harvey Scrumpton

Harvey Scrumpton - Deceased

If he weren't dead already, the shock of ruining his best shirt would have killed him.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

#166 Twisted Terrence

Robbie "Twisted" Terrence - Deceased

Named after a freeze so tangled up, both his kneecaps popped off. Recovery was rough so running from the zombie horde wasn't an option.

Monday, January 18, 2010

#165 Gaz Rennet

Gary "Gaz" Rennet - Deceased

Possibly the worst dancer in his crew. He was the one being jumped on rather than doing the jumping. Always the bridesmaid and all that.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

#164 Lady Duke Popolopolis

Tracy "Lady Duke" Popolopolis - Deceased

Graceful, yet with a mouth like a sewer. Which, oddly enough, is where she chose to hide during the outbreak.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

#163 Guv Gubbins

Devon "The Guv" Gubbins - Deceased

Created a dance called the "Zombie Boogaloo". The undead saw it as exploitative and would have filed a lawsuit if remotely capable. Instead, they just tore pieces out of him.

Friday, January 15, 2010

#162 Bendylegs Bobbins

Trev "Bendylegs" Bobbins - Deceased

The best dancer in the Minty Fresh hip-hop crew. He bodypopped his way to safety when the horde invaded but poor timing on a freeze cost him his life.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

#161 Heather Patsy

Heather Patsy - Deceased

Took exception to the undead smashing in her windows. That was just plain rude. And attempting to eat her face was right out of order.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

#160 Woodruff Grumbly

Woodruff Grumbly - Deceased

Kept the Krauts out of ol' Blighty back in the day. He would bloody well keep the undead horde out of his sitting room. At least, for a day or two.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

#159 Norman Bandyman

Norman Bandyman - Deceased

Old people had the hardest time during the outbreak. With most of them, it was so difficult to tell if they were dead or not. In Norman's case, he was.

Monday, January 11, 2010

#158 Marsha Hoople

Marsha Hoople - Deceased

The sad thing is, as a child, everyone could have predicted that Marsha would end up wandering around the streets with nothing to do but eat and moan.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

#157 Nathan Smythley

Nathan Smythley - Deceased

He was rotten on the inside. And now on the outside.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

#156 Trevor Moominstein Jr.

Trevor Moominstein Jr. - Deceased

Their parents gave them the same name, in an attempt to avoid favouritism and rivalry. It didn't work. Their relationship was always destined to end in tragedy. Zombie apocalypse simply hurried the process.

Friday, January 8, 2010

#155 Trevor Moominstein Jr.

Trevor Moominstein Jr. - Deceased

The eldest twin, born four minutes before his younger, and less mature, brother. First in almost everything. Except turning undead - his brother got there first by several days.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

#154 Shelly Moominstein

Shelly Moominstein - Deceased

Left her alcoholic husband and took the twins with her. In search of a better life. And she found it. Until the zombie apocalypse went and ruined it all.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

#153 Bert Poppiloola

Bert Poppiloola - Deceased

Lost his life in a building site accident. He accidently stumbled over a toolbox while running from the zombie horde and they tore pieces out of him. A safe workplace is everything.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

#152 Shef Teacup

Shef Teacup - Deceased

Always resented the Village People for making a mockery of his manly profession. It didn't help that his best friends were a cop, a biker and an Indian Chief.

Monday, January 4, 2010

#151 Paddy Flemkins

Paddy Flemkins - Deceased

Had a way of wrapping that little towel of his. Locked strong. Even four months wandering the streets as a mindless corpse, that towel never dropped. His dignity intact.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

#150 Ellie and Etta Gould

Ellie and Etta Gould - Deceased

Together all their life and, now, in death. Ellie loved her sister, which was odd because Etta was a bit of a cow.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

#149 Helen Stewart

Helen Stewart - Deceased

Lost her eye in a scuffle in the airport. She should have stowed it safely in the overhead compartment.

Friday, January 1, 2010

#148 Victor Portman

Victor Portman - Deceased

Circled the runway for several days before shambling towards town.