Wednesday, March 31, 2010

#236 Bruce Vorhees

Bruce Vorhees - Deceased

Had achieved a zen-like peace through the wonders of steak and beer. But when the zombies broke through his window, he was too drunk and too full to do anything about it.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

#235 Robbie Pedalmire

Robbie Pedalmire - Deceased

Tried to escape on his bicycle. But found nothing lures the zombie horde better than a colourful top and tight shorts.

Monday, March 29, 2010

#234 Loretta Lobe

Loretta Lobe - Deceased

Always looking to show off how brainy she was. Well, now everyone knows.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

#233 Stan Spiller

Stan Spiller - Deceased

Gutless. But at least nobody could call him spineless. Not yet.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

#232 Lowell Huberman

Lowell Huberman - Deceased

Many thought being well prepared was the way to make it through the apocalypse. But, as Huberman found out, the best equipment won't change the basic rule - they will get you eventually.

Friday, March 26, 2010

#231 Brock Rhodes

Brock Rhodes - Deceased

He was the Disco King. One of the best. But disco is dead.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

#230 Sister Melvin Aaargh

Sister Melvin Aaargh - Deceased

Voted 'most likely to become a wandering flesh-eater' by her peers. And yet, still, she made it closer to St. Abluster's than all of them. Even nuns, with their strange powers, don't get it right every time.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

#229 Sister Mini Assumpta

Sister Mini Assumpta - Deceased

With such little legs, the trek to the church was even longer for Sister Assumpta. She was almost a little relieved when she was bitten, realising she would never make it.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

#228 Sister Mary Francis

Sister Mary Francis - Deceased

Determined to bring her sisters to the safety of Saint Abluster's Church. The trek through the city was long and treacherous. They almost made it.

Monday, March 22, 2010

#227 Damian Taylor

Damian Taylor - Deceased

Found out the hard way that shaving while turning undead really isn't a good idea.



Sunday, March 21, 2010

#226 Hatty Hensworth

Hatty Hensworth - Deceased

Was looking forward to a peaceful retirement. A lot of sitting. Watching gardening shows. That sort of thing. Instead, she got zombies. Well, can't have everything, eh?

Saturday, March 20, 2010

#225 Ted Roopert

Ted Roopert - Deceased

Ran a wine shop so, when the apocalypse broke out, he just stayed in and got rat-arsed on very expensive vintages.

Friday, March 19, 2010

#224 Vinnie Pascal

Vinnie Pascal - Deceased

Plumber and all-round handyman. Took quite a few zombies out with a rather large pipe but had one weakness. His Achilles Heel if you will. One bite to that exposed butt crack and it was all over.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

#223 James Krut

James Krut - Deceased

Had a terrible fear of flying. Which was odd because, as one of the undead, he found himself drawn to any and all manner of flying machines.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

SP#05 Zombie St. Patrick

Zombie Saint Patrick - Very Deceased

Drove the zombie snakes out of Ireland.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

#222 Kay Wheeler

Kay Wheeler - Deceased

Never expected to be alone at her age. Too late to start a life, she thought. She went about her business but, really, she was just waiting for death. She didn't have to wait long.

Monday, March 15, 2010

#221 Henry Hairpiece

Henry Hairpiece - Deceased

Top game show host, Henry Hairpiece, always relied on the directions of his floor manager. When his floor manager fell victim to the horde, Henry Hairpiece didn't know where to run. His earpiece silent, he didn't stand a chance.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

#220 Emma Looley

Emma Looley - Deceased

Wasn't quite sure what was going on with this whole apocalypse thing. It was only when she began shambling around with all the rest that she finally got into the spirit of things.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

#219 Joey Phantom

Joey Phantom - Deceased

Enjoyed the killing and had the perfect place to hide the bodies. Spectre coming at him was just the beginning. The real chaos began when the coffins opened and his victims came for him. Phantom went out shooting.

Friday, March 12, 2010

#218 Batz Creepshow

Batz Creepshow - Deceased

Killed by Joey Phantom and stuffed in a coffin. Unlike the rest of Joey's victims, Batz Creepshow escaped a second death.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

#217 Officer Deadcat

Officer Sin Deadcat - Deceased

Investing disappearances when the bodies she was searching for stumbled out of Joey's Discount Coffins. Nobody knew his showroom stock was occupied all this time.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

#216 Dick Spectre

Dick Spectre - Deceased

Someone got the wrong idea when he pulled that knife. Shooting began. Joey had a secret he was willing to kill to protect. Spectre wasn't going down easy. Now, only rigor mortis holds the knife to his hand.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

#215 Bad Betty Hooch

Bad Betty Hooch - Deceased

Fled when Dick Spectre tried to amputate her infected arm. She missed the chaos at Joey's Discount Coffins - the bloodshed, the gunfire, the massacre. Most of all, she missed her cat.

Monday, March 8, 2010

#214 Morton Cool

Morton Cool - Deceased

It all went to crap after the girls turned. Morton Cool had no idea where the gun came from but those gunshot wounds really didn't help with the whole staying alive plan.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

#213 Helly Hellrayne

Helly Hellrayne - Deceased

Used the chaos to finally dispose of her rival. But karma's a bitch. And so was an undead Violet Graves. It wasn't long before both women had their throats exposed.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

#212 Violet Graves

Violet Graves - Deceased

Had a thing for von Steele. Got her throat cut in a scuffle with the undead and soon had a thing for human flesh.

Friday, March 5, 2010

#211 Glen von Steele

Glen von Steele - Deceased

Worked at Joey's Discount Coffins, where he had two women chasing him. And then a whole zombie horde chasing him. Then two zombie women chasing him.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

#210 Den Shuf

Den Shuf - Deceased

Could never attend a funeral. The mere idea of dead bodies disgusted him. Now, he walks among oceans of corpses, and feels nothing but hunger.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

#209 Nelly Twizzler

Nelly Twizzler - Deceased

In all the confusion, she was mistaken for one of the police and was sent to fight the zombie horde. She cleared out three buildings before falling victim to the undead. Not bad for a postman. Postwoman. Person, whatever.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

#208 Brett Rumpole

Brett Rumpole - Deceased

Tried reasoning with the undead. Then pleading. A few screams later, he realised he was wasting his time.

Monday, March 1, 2010

#207 Leonard Lurkington

Leonard Lurkington - Deceased

During any zombie apocalyspe, you'll find zombies lurking in the shadows, just like Leonard. What they're doing, nobody knows. Probably best not to ask.