#265 Benny Broadley

Benny Broadley - Deceased

"Brrrrrrrr..."

#264 Alan Sprunk

Alan Sprunk - Deceased

His gaming skills didn't help in the slightest. Not even all those years playing Resident Evil. Not once did someone drop a rocket launcher for him just before the time ran out.

#263 Travis Trent

Travis Trent - Deceased

Crashed his truck when a dead person got caught in the wheels. Luckily Trent walked away from the crash. A little less luckily, he was dead.

#262 Augustus Kreep

Augustus Kreep - Deceased

Only slightly less icky when alive. He frightened children, adults, old people. Dogs, cats. Not earwigs - they don't frighten easily.

#261 Monica Fathom

Monica Fathom - Deceased

Always spent time at the pool long after everyone left. Not wandering around at the bottom, of course. She only did that after she died.

#260 Frankie Goggles

Frankie Goggles - Deceased

It wasn't so much the swimming he enjoyed. It was the smell of chlorine. Now, he loves the smell of human flesh. But when the two smells combine, well, that's just heavenly.

#259 Linny Quickly

Linny "Bins" Quickly - Deceased

Named for her tendency to throw all her clothes into bins when she felt the inexplicable urge to get naked. That happened remarkably frequently.

#258 Merl Mudskipper

Merl Mudskipper - Deceased

A passing survivor remarked on how clever the undead were, to camouflage themselves. But, really, Mudskipper just fell in the swamp. And he wasn't even dead at that point. He is now though.

#257 Pollina Pollinova

Pollina Pollinova - Deceased

Was only slightly less graceful after death.

#256 Brendan Goonga

Brendan Goonga - Deceased

Realised he should have spent less time caring about the homeless and more time caring about the whales. Of course, had it been a whale who bit him, that would have been the other way around.

#255 Morgan Joyce

Morgan Joyce - Deceased

Was leading them to a safe haven. A zombie-free zone. All he had was a name - The Eden Project. By the time hell broke loose in the church, he knew he had not found Eden. Only death for all of them.

#254 Cat Lemon

Cat Lemon - Deceased

Just wanted to survive. That's all she wanted. Well, a hot bath and glass of wine would have been nice too. But, mostly, she just wanted to survive.

#253 Ken Raider

Ken Raider - Deceased

Shooting up a church certainly wasn't high up on his list of things to do during a zombie apocalypse. Nor was having his insides torn out. Funny how life can surprise you all the same.

#252 Jake Keller

Jake Keller - Deceased

The streets weren't safe. They were outnumbered. Keller knew that promised safe haven didn't exist. He didn't mean for anyone to get hurt. Well, he sort of meant to hurt the zombies.

#251 Hemlock Roar

Hemlock Roar - Deceased

Some would say the real monster was whoever brought guns into a place of worship. But really, it was this guy.

#250 Neddy Titchling

Neddy Titchling - Deceased

The bullets flew. One by one, the horde dropped. But Neddy Titchling just waddled on in looking for lunch.

#249 Maura Menace

Maura Menace - Deceased

Prayed at St.Abluster's three times a week since the passing of her husband. After death, instinct led her to those doors. But they wouldn't let her in and her prayers were never heard.

#248 Sean Shambly

Sean Shambly - Deceased

Scratched at those church doors for days, driven by hunger for flesh. When the armed survivors finally opened it for him, it was like a box of chocolates. Meaty bloody chocolates.

#247 Rose Piper

Rose Piper - Deceased

Played her church organ until the doors burst, bringing first gunfire, then the undead. She had no trouble thinking of songs with 'shot' in the title, but working 'zombie' in there was quite a challenge.

#246 Father Feather

Father Ferry Feather - Deceased

This young priest hid in the confessional until one of the undead shambled in. Four Hail Marys later, Father Feather felt the need to confess the sin of covetting his neighbour's flesh.

#245 Sister Mary Kate Ashley

Sister Mary Kate Ashley - Deceased

Prayed for the arrival of her holy sisters. But when the doors burst open, it wasn't nuns. Worst thing is, they left the doors open. Any idea how much it costs to heat a church?

#244 Father Mitchell Hoggins

Father Mitchell Hoggins - Deceased

His church was safe from the undead. He knew, there, he'd be able to convert the odd wanderer. Maybe even a jew or two. But some people didn't come looking for salvation. They wanted a showdown.

#243 Vern Brewmen

Vern Brewmen - Deceased

Didn't want to go. Nevertheless, his mother got the whole family to church. Six prayers later, Vern was caught in a crossfire, died, and it just went downhill from there.

#242 Sam Brewmen

Sam Brewmen - Deceased

Just wanted to keep his boys safe from the zombies. Unfortunately, it wasn't the zombies he should have been worrying about. No, it wasn't ducks either. Not this time.

#241 Joseph Brewmen

Joseph Brewmen - Deceased

Didn't understand why his brother never liked going to church and refused to dress well. Joseph loved church. It smelled like floor polish.

#240 Whitney Brewmen

Whitney Brewmen - Deceased

Dressed her family up all nice and headed to St. Abluster's Church. Behind the thick wooden doors, they were safe. For a while.

SP#06 Bunny Bunion

Bunny Bunion - Deceased

Hid with his eggs when the apocalypse broke out. Some called him a chicken but those people were eggs-aggerating. Really, he was just shy. Hadn't come out of his shell.

#239 Ivan Mulch

Ivan Mulch - Deceased

He just loved to cook. Fried this, barbequed that. It was only after the apocalypse that he learned to appreciate the simplicity of raw flesh.

#238 Rick Erosion

Rick Erosion - Deceased

They say the human jaw is strong enough to support four monkeys. Five, however, is not recommended.

Where he even got the monkeys, nobody knows.

#237 Tilly Petals

Tilly Petals - Deceased

Used to collect slugs. Now, she collects maggots.