Wednesday, June 30, 2010

#326 Declan Swiven

Declan Swiven - Deceased

Responsible for dividing patients into zones. He couldn't get attached. Like the undead, he had to see his patients as meat. Otherwise, it would be too difficult. Well, they're all meat to him now.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

#325 Lynn Weaver

Lynn Weaver - Deceased

Dr. Weaver was determined to find one patient who might actually survive. Just one. Turned out it was like shooting fish in a barrel. No, needle in a haystack. Something in a something.

Monday, June 28, 2010

#324 Lisa Drewmin

Lisa Drewmin - Deceased

With some patients, one could be forgiven for thinking the doctors just weren't trying.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

#323 Yule de la Riva

Yule de la Riva - Deceased

Didn't want them to take his arm. But they said it could save his life. What a bunch of liars. Doctors, eh? Can you trust 'em? Really?

Saturday, June 26, 2010

#322 Jolene Tweedledee

Jolene Tweedledee - Deceased

They cut a chunk from her face to stop the spread of infection. It didn't work. Successes in Zone C of the clinic were unheard of.

Friday, June 25, 2010

#321 Willard Verner

Willard Verner - Deceased

With the hospital overrun, Verner was desperate to make it to the safe zone clinic. Had he been alive when he arrived, he would have realised that the safe zones are rarely safe for long.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

#320 Shane Hupaloop

Shane Hupaloop - Deceased

The way he flicks through that old newspaper, you'd almost think his eyes still worked.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

#319 Bear Frosticle

Bear Frosticle - Deceased

Totally prepared for the nuclear winter that would follow. Whoops, wrong apocalypse.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

#318 Lional Fulfrontal

Lionel Fulfrontal - Deceased

Loved to expose himself. Even after death, he just kept on doing it. And, really, at that point, it went from funny to just a little bit disgusting.

Monday, June 21, 2010

#317 Ronald Fibbersten

Ronald Fibbersten - Deceased

Politician and businessman. Claiming to work for the people while simultaneously shafting them. Saw the apocalypse as a business opportunity. But shambling around dead isn't a skill people will pay for.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

#316 Sprout Melliman

Sprout Melliman - Deceased

Hated that his siblings were so obsessed with looks. Well, it was hard for him to understand, being so gorgeous and all.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

#315 Pebble Melliman

Pebble Melliman - Deceased

Was always the plain one, even in a plain family. Still, she was happy. Or at least, that's what she told others. Mostly, she was jealous and bitter. And, now, dead.

Friday, June 18, 2010

#314 Davy Melliman

Davy Melliman - Deceased

Was pretty impressed with how his sister scrubbed up. You could barely see the bite marks. His own bites, however, were getting more rotten by the hour.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

#313 Helen Melliman

Helen Melliman - Deceased

Finally decided to take care of her looks. Applied fake tan, dyed her hair, put on make-up. She looked great for that half day before she died.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

#312 Tarsis Manfred

Tarsis Manfred - Deceased

Got trapped in a barrel somehow and, by the time someone let him out, he was very dead and kind of pissed off.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

#311 Annie Flimdoodle

Annie Flimdoodle - Deceased

She had no problem chewing on her best friends. Her parents too. But that bear survived unscathed. It even gave her comfort.

Monday, June 14, 2010

#310 Lon Jules

Lon Jules - Deceased

Stared at the television through life and death. There was nothing on. Never anything on.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

#309 Glen Nibbles

Glen Nibbles - Deceased

Was so worried about the undead eating his flesh, he didn't once consider that the rats wanted to do the same thing. Started small - a nibble here and there. Soon, there wasn't all that much left of Glen Nibbles.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

#308 Nobby Muckfiend

Nobby Muckfiend - Deceased

Didn't adjust well to life in the sewers. Those short legs of his just weren't meant for wading in human waste.

Friday, June 11, 2010

#307 Sammy Slopfinkle

Sammy Slopfinkle - Deceased

Stumbled around in the dark in search of survivors. Then died and stumbled around in the dark in search of flesh.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

#306 Sabrina McCorkindale

Sabrina McCorkindale - Deceased

Retreated to the sewers in search of safety. It was stinky but she quickly got used to that. By the end, she had grown to like the smell.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

#305 Hilda Fagstain

Hilda Fagstain - Deceased

Smoking since she was four, once Hilda went a bit dead she croaked more than moaned. Had she lived a year or so more, she would have been moaning through one of those little voice box things.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

#304 Crispin Henry

Crispin Henry - Deceased

He had been called a flaming gay in the past. Now, it's more true than ever.

Monday, June 7, 2010

#303 Julian Moanfest

Julian Moanfest - Deceased

Shot several times just to shut him up. That constant moaning can really get to you.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

#302 Flerbert Fleshface

Flerbert Fleshface - Deceased

Some really got into the whole eating people thing. It wasn't cannibalism. After all, zombies didn't eat their own kind. Though, admittedly, Fleshface was curious as to how other zombies tasted.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

#301 Craig Rottington

Craig Rottington - Deceased

Had actually died at his desk several weeks before the apocalypse. Nobody noticed. Nobody ever noticed Craig. Until he got up and started eating their brains.

Friday, June 4, 2010

#300 Lacie Melan

Lacie Melan - Deceased

Lived alone. Died alone. With no fresh meat near by, she did as she always did - sat and waited for something better.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

#299 Daz

Daz - Deceased

Fought for the rights of the undead minority. But it wasn't long before the minority became the majority and all he had to fight for was his own life.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

#298 Lorraine Giblets

Lorraine Giblets - Deceased

While weighed down by the weight of her ridiculous jewellery, the undead took her life. And, as it happened, her giblets.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

#297 Triona Spinebender

Triona Spinebender - Deceased

Zombie enthusiast. Well, as much as someone can get enthusiastic about stinky rotting walking corpses.