Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Lady Ulrikakakaka Humperick



Lady Ulrikakakaka knew the Immortality treatment had worked the day they removed her diseased heart. Her life began anew, if it could be called a life. It was many months before she developed the taste for flesh. But she was not like those animals, those mindless zombies. She knew then that it would no longer be humans versus the undead horde. The living would turn their attention to the Gaunts, and a new war would begin.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Chester Lancombe III

By the late 21st Century, the undead apocalypse had been recognised as a medical marvel - the key to immortality. Only the rich elite could afford the treatment. For a while, Chester Lancombe lived a life of luxury, immune from zombieism, immune from death itself. But slowly he changed, like all the rest. He became what they called 'Gaunt', in a state neither living nor dead.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Skull boy

Picked clean by crows, Skull Boy rather liked his smooth finish.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Rise from your grave!

So much time, so few zombies. This guy right here, Leonard McCree, is the first zombie doodle of mine done on an iPad. Much the same but a larger area to work with so a little easier on the finger and the eyes.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Mickey Mouse

As society broke down, the truth was revealed - Mickey Mouse was real. And he was as rotten as his empire.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy Paddy's Day!



This St. Patrick zombie is an oldie but I still like it. Thanks to everyone who dropped by to Genuine Humans or followed the humans on Twitter. There will be some new zombies coming soon!

But, for now, enjoy Oirish Day!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Honest to goodness genuine humans

While I have been busy NOT drawing zombies over the last few days, I have been drawing real live genuine humans. Live. Totally not zombies. Although you could look at the living as pre-zombies. Future zombies. Or something.

Anyway... I just put a few of my genuine not-yet zombies up here at Honest To Goodness Genuine Humans. I guess that sort of makes it a sister site to Too Many Zombies. I don't know where it will go, just as I never know where these zombies will go but you might like some of them. Like this one -


So head over to Genuine Humans and check them out. Tell your friends! And family! And pets! The living and unliving alike! Also, follow the humans on Twitter here.

Don't forget Too Many Zombies is also on Twitter here.

You know what I'm thinking? Do you? Pixel zombies. How does that sound?

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

M.Bison

Named after the cows, Bison liked to graze on the fields of power. Criminals would suckle on his mighty udders (of power). But death is a great leveler. Bison was very quickly just one of the shambling horde. His power meaningless. His might udders dry.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Sagat

Sagat was always the tallest kid in street fighting school. 'Lanky-limbs', they'd call him. Well, he'd show them. He'd show them good. By shooting fireballs at each and every one of them. And then he'd show that Ryu too. By the time Sagat went up against the zombie horde, he'd forgotten exactly what it was he was showing people.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Vega

The 'Spanish Ninja'. It seems the reason Spain is not known for its ninjas is the choice of bright colourful clothing and funny shoes. Vega was known for his flips and jumps, something he was rather poor at after death. He was also unable to feed on the living with the mask on his face so Vega was to spend an undead eternity in frustration.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Balrog

Rumour had it that Mike Tyson was based on this champion boxer. But where Tyson bit only ears off, Balrog went straight for the brains. Even more so after turning undead.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Blanka

Blanka (Jimmy to his mum, Roderick to his friends) learned the gift of electrocution from electric eels, learned it's not easy being green from Kermit the Frog and learned how to style his hair from Peggy Bundy. Then he learned how to shamble from the other undead. Blanka liked to learn.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Dhalsim

The world's worst pacifist, Dhalsim beat the living crap out of a lot of people with those stretchy limbs. His apologies seemed hollow. So when Dhalsim fell to the undead horde, nobody really cared. Except the elephants.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Chun Li

Before becoming a shambling zombie, Chun Li was an undercover Interpol agent. Before that, she was a man.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Zangief

Whatever it was causing zombification didn't react well with Zangief's cold war era steroids. While a powerhouse in life, in death it would only take a small impact for Zangief's blood vessels to pop and cause him to explode from the inside out.

Friday, February 4, 2011

E. Honda

A Sumo wrestler with a rather, hmmm, let's say ample frame. His large surface area made him an easy target for the undead and, unfortunately, his hundred hand slap turned out to be an ineffective defense. Because slapping is for girls.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Guile

When his flash kick and sonic boom let him down, Guile battled the undead with his amazing gravity-defying hair. It didn't work. He now wanders the airfield moaning "Chaaaaarliiieeeeeee".

Monday, January 31, 2011

Ken

In order to protect his beloved Eliza, Ken chose to battle the undead on a lonely pier, dragon punching them into the water one by one. One missed shoryuken left him vulnerable and the undead punished him hard unleashing a 12-hit combo of bites.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Ryu

Wandered the Earth seeking honourable battles. Well, there was nothing honourable about biting. He didn't like that one bit. Second only to hair-pulling. Of course jumping away and throwing fireballs, well that's fine. It's just the biting and the hair-pulling that's a problem.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Data

Data didn't have the biology for zombification. But in order to best understand the human condition, Data tore half his face off and wandered the ship eating the brains of the crew. Of course, with all the codes for the ship and being a super strong and mostly completely crazy android, he was a danger to everyone in the entire Universe. Yet again. Oh, but they'd laugh about it afterwards. "That crazy Data!" they'd say.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Wesley Crusher

One of the shortest members of the Enterprise crew, poor innocent Wesley thought the zombie apocalypse was a holodeck simulation. Well it wasn't. And in the real world, the safety protocols were well and truly off.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Jean-Luc Picard

Captain of the Enterprise. This wasn't the first time Picard had battled the undead, having somehow ended up in the middle of an outbreak in 1985 while disguised as a doctor. So he didn't take kindly to the living dead taking over his ship. Or them eating his foot.

Monday, January 17, 2011

William Riker

Will Riker didn't know the apocalypse had broken out until he made his way back to the bridge. He didn't think he'd miss a whole apocalypse - he had just nipped off to the toilet. What was he doing? A number one, of course.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Deanna Troi

She knew what they were all thinking - who let a therapist on the bridge? And is her regulation uniform really in the wash? Well, the zombies weren't thinking that. They weren't thinking much of anything.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Worf

Chief of Security. May as well have been chief of moaning about honour and his no good son. Though he never mentioned it, Worf's biggest achievement was winning a beauty pageant in his early years. The sash, unfortunately, did nothing to deter the living dead.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Beverly Crusher

Could cure most things by waving around plastic objects and looking concerned. But no amount of plastic objects or the most concerned of concerned looks could cure a zombie apocalypse.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Geordi La Forge


What once restricted his senses made Geordi La Forge one of the most feared undead on the Enterprise. Able to see in the dark, he lurked in the darkest shadows, only coming out to feed.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Saint Undedus of Felinopolis

Patron Saint of cats and living dead things, the story goes that Saint Undeadus, just one among the zombie horde, stopped his flesh-eating rampage to help out a hungry kitten. Undedus was canonised in 1619 by Pope Paul V, a controversial decision at the time given the Pope's earlier criticism of the living dead after they ate his foot.