Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Lady Ulrikakakaka knew the Immortality treatment had worked the day they removed her diseased heart. Her life began anew, if it could be called a life. It was many months before she developed the taste for flesh. But she was not like those animals, those mindless zombies. She knew then that it would no longer be humans versus the undead horde. The living would turn their attention to the Gaunts, and a new war would begin.
Monday, December 12, 2011
By the late 21st Century, the undead apocalypse had been recognised as a medical marvel - the key to immortality. Only the rich elite could afford the treatment. For a while, Chester Lancombe lived a life of luxury, immune from zombieism, immune from death itself. But slowly he changed, like all the rest. He became what they called 'Gaunt', in a state neither living nor dead.
Monday, October 3, 2011
Friday, August 12, 2011
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Saturday, March 12, 2011
While I have been busy NOT drawing zombies over the last few days, I have been drawing real live genuine humans. Live. Totally not zombies. Although you could look at the living as pre-zombies. Future zombies. Or something.
Anyway... I just put a few of my genuine not-yet zombies up here at Honest To Goodness Genuine Humans. I guess that sort of makes it a sister site to Too Many Zombies. I don't know where it will go, just as I never know where these zombies will go but you might like some of them. Like this one -
So head over to Genuine Humans and check them out. Tell your friends! And family! And pets! The living and unliving alike! Also, follow the humans on Twitter here.
Don't forget Too Many Zombies is also on Twitter here.
You know what I'm thinking? Do you? Pixel zombies. How does that sound?
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Named after the cows, Bison liked to graze on the fields of power. Criminals would suckle on his mighty udders (of power). But death is a great leveler. Bison was very quickly just one of the shambling horde. His power meaningless. His might udders dry.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Sagat was always the tallest kid in street fighting school. 'Lanky-limbs', they'd call him. Well, he'd show them. He'd show them good. By shooting fireballs at each and every one of them. And then he'd show that Ryu too. By the time Sagat went up against the zombie horde, he'd forgotten exactly what it was he was showing people.
Monday, February 21, 2011
The 'Spanish Ninja'. It seems the reason Spain is not known for its ninjas is the choice of bright colourful clothing and funny shoes. Vega was known for his flips and jumps, something he was rather poor at after death. He was also unable to feed on the living with the mask on his face so Vega was to spend an undead eternity in frustration.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Blanka (Jimmy to his mum, Roderick to his friends) learned the gift of electrocution from electric eels, learned it's not easy being green from Kermit the Frog and learned how to style his hair from Peggy Bundy. Then he learned how to shamble from the other undead. Blanka liked to learn.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Monday, February 7, 2011
Whatever it was causing zombification didn't react well with Zangief's cold war era steroids. While a powerhouse in life, in death it would only take a small impact for Zangief's blood vessels to pop and cause him to explode from the inside out.
Friday, February 4, 2011
A Sumo wrestler with a rather, hmmm, let's say ample frame. His large surface area made him an easy target for the undead and, unfortunately, his hundred hand slap turned out to be an ineffective defense. Because slapping is for girls.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Monday, January 31, 2011
In order to protect his beloved Eliza, Ken chose to battle the undead on a lonely pier, dragon punching them into the water one by one. One missed shoryuken left him vulnerable and the undead punished him hard unleashing a 12-hit combo of bites.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Wandered the Earth seeking honourable battles. Well, there was nothing honourable about biting. He didn't like that one bit. Second only to hair-pulling. Of course jumping away and throwing fireballs, well that's fine. It's just the biting and the hair-pulling that's a problem.
Monday, January 24, 2011
Data didn't have the biology for zombification. But in order to best understand the human condition, Data tore half his face off and wandered the ship eating the brains of the crew. Of course, with all the codes for the ship and being a super strong and mostly completely crazy android, he was a danger to everyone in the entire Universe. Yet again. Oh, but they'd laugh about it afterwards. "That crazy Data!" they'd say.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Captain of the Enterprise. This wasn't the first time Picard had battled the undead, having somehow ended up in the middle of an outbreak in 1985 while disguised as a doctor. So he didn't take kindly to the living dead taking over his ship. Or them eating his foot.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Chief of Security. May as well have been chief of moaning about honour and his no good son. Though he never mentioned it, Worf's biggest achievement was winning a beauty pageant in his early years. The sash, unfortunately, did nothing to deter the living dead.
Monday, January 10, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
Patron Saint of cats and living dead things, the story goes that Saint Undeadus, just one among the zombie horde, stopped his flesh-eating rampage to help out a hungry kitten. Undedus was canonised in 1619 by Pope Paul V, a controversial decision at the time given the Pope's earlier criticism of the living dead after they ate his foot.