Monday, January 31, 2011


In order to protect his beloved Eliza, Ken chose to battle the undead on a lonely pier, dragon punching them into the water one by one. One missed shoryuken left him vulnerable and the undead punished him hard unleashing a 12-hit combo of bites.

Friday, January 28, 2011


Wandered the Earth seeking honourable battles. Well, there was nothing honourable about biting. He didn't like that one bit. Second only to hair-pulling. Of course jumping away and throwing fireballs, well that's fine. It's just the biting and the hair-pulling that's a problem.

Monday, January 24, 2011


Data didn't have the biology for zombification. But in order to best understand the human condition, Data tore half his face off and wandered the ship eating the brains of the crew. Of course, with all the codes for the ship and being a super strong and mostly completely crazy android, he was a danger to everyone in the entire Universe. Yet again. Oh, but they'd laugh about it afterwards. "That crazy Data!" they'd say.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Wesley Crusher

One of the shortest members of the Enterprise crew, poor innocent Wesley thought the zombie apocalypse was a holodeck simulation. Well it wasn't. And in the real world, the safety protocols were well and truly off.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Jean-Luc Picard

Captain of the Enterprise. This wasn't the first time Picard had battled the undead, having somehow ended up in the middle of an outbreak in 1985 while disguised as a doctor. So he didn't take kindly to the living dead taking over his ship. Or them eating his foot.

Monday, January 17, 2011

William Riker

Will Riker didn't know the apocalypse had broken out until he made his way back to the bridge. He didn't think he'd miss a whole apocalypse - he had just nipped off to the toilet. What was he doing? A number one, of course.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Deanna Troi

She knew what they were all thinking - who let a therapist on the bridge? And is her regulation uniform really in the wash? Well, the zombies weren't thinking that. They weren't thinking much of anything.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011


Chief of Security. May as well have been chief of moaning about honour and his no good son. Though he never mentioned it, Worf's biggest achievement was winning a beauty pageant in his early years. The sash, unfortunately, did nothing to deter the living dead.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Beverly Crusher

Could cure most things by waving around plastic objects and looking concerned. But no amount of plastic objects or the most concerned of concerned looks could cure a zombie apocalypse.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Geordi La Forge

What once restricted his senses made Geordi La Forge one of the most feared undead on the Enterprise. Able to see in the dark, he lurked in the darkest shadows, only coming out to feed.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Saint Undedus of Felinopolis

Patron Saint of cats and living dead things, the story goes that Saint Undeadus, just one among the zombie horde, stopped his flesh-eating rampage to help out a hungry kitten. Undedus was canonised in 1619 by Pope Paul V, a controversial decision at the time given the Pope's earlier criticism of the living dead after they ate his foot.