Monday, January 31, 2011
In order to protect his beloved Eliza, Ken chose to battle the undead on a lonely pier, dragon punching them into the water one by one. One missed shoryuken left him vulnerable and the undead punished him hard unleashing a 12-hit combo of bites.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Wandered the Earth seeking honourable battles. Well, there was nothing honourable about biting. He didn't like that one bit. Second only to hair-pulling. Of course jumping away and throwing fireballs, well that's fine. It's just the biting and the hair-pulling that's a problem.
Monday, January 24, 2011
Data didn't have the biology for zombification. But in order to best understand the human condition, Data tore half his face off and wandered the ship eating the brains of the crew. Of course, with all the codes for the ship and being a super strong and mostly completely crazy android, he was a danger to everyone in the entire Universe. Yet again. Oh, but they'd laugh about it afterwards. "That crazy Data!" they'd say.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Captain of the Enterprise. This wasn't the first time Picard had battled the undead, having somehow ended up in the middle of an outbreak in 1985 while disguised as a doctor. So he didn't take kindly to the living dead taking over his ship. Or them eating his foot.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Chief of Security. May as well have been chief of moaning about honour and his no good son. Though he never mentioned it, Worf's biggest achievement was winning a beauty pageant in his early years. The sash, unfortunately, did nothing to deter the living dead.
Monday, January 10, 2011
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
Patron Saint of cats and living dead things, the story goes that Saint Undeadus, just one among the zombie horde, stopped his flesh-eating rampage to help out a hungry kitten. Undedus was canonised in 1619 by Pope Paul V, a controversial decision at the time given the Pope's earlier criticism of the living dead after they ate his foot.