Too Many Zombies

Lady Ulrikakakaka Humperick

2011-12-20T12:01:00.002Z

Lady Ulrikakakaka knew the Immortality treatment had worked the day they removed her diseased heart. Her life began anew, if it could be called a life. It was many months before she developed the taste for flesh. But she was not like those animals, those mindless zombies. She knew then that it would no longer be humans versus the undead horde. The living would turn their attention to the Gaunts, and a new war would begin.

Chester Lancombe III

2011-12-12T16:39:00.003Z

By the late 21st Century, the undead apocalypse had been recognised as a medical marvel - the key to immortality. Only the rich elite could afford the treatment. For a while, Chester Lancombe lived a life of luxury, immune from zombieism, immune from death itself. But slowly he changed, like all the rest. He became what they called 'Gaunt', in a state neither living nor dead.

Skull boy

2011-10-03T13:13:00.000+01:00

Picked clean by crows, Skull Boy rather liked his smooth finish.

You can't kill...

2011-08-12T14:03:00.000+01:00

...what's already dead.

Lights In The Sky

2011-05-28T09:43:00.000+01:00

Rise from your grave!

2011-05-24T08:01:00.002+01:00

So much time, so few zombies. This guy right here, Leonard McCree, is the first zombie doodle of mine done on an iPad. Much the same but a larger area to work with so a little easier on the finger and the eyes.

Mickey Mouse

2011-03-24T19:35:00.001Z

As society broke down, the truth was revealed - Mickey Mouse was real. And he was as rotten as his empire.

Happy Paddy's Day!

2011-03-17T15:22:00.003Z

This St. Patrick zombie is an oldie but I still like it. Thanks to everyone who dropped by to Genuine Humans or followed the humans on Twitter. There will be some new zombies coming soon!

But, for now, enjoy Oirish Day!

Honest to goodness genuine humans

2011-03-12T11:46:00.004Z

While I have been busy NOT drawing zombies over the last few days, I have been drawing real live genuine humans. Live. Totally not zombies. Although you could look at the living as pre-zombies. Future zombies. Or something.

Anyway... I just put a few of my genuine not-yet zombies up here at Honest To Goodness Genuine Humans. I guess that sort of makes it a sister site to Too Many Zombies. I don't know where it will go, just as I never know where these zombies will go but you might like some of them. Like this one -

So head over to Genuine Humans and check them out. Tell your friends! And family! And pets! The living and unliving alike! Also, follow the humans on Twitter here.

Don't forget Too Many Zombies is also on Twitter here.

You know what I'm thinking? Do you? Pixel zombies. How does that sound?

Pat the Zombie review!

2011-03-08T09:54:00.001Z

Pat the Zombie review over at the Companion blog - Pat the Zombie!

M.Bison

2011-03-01T19:03:00.003Z

Named after the cows, Bison liked to graze on the fields of power. Criminals would suckle on his mighty udders (of power). But death is a great leveler. Bison was very quickly just one of the shambling horde. His power meaningless. His might udders dry.

Sagat

2011-02-25T14:17:00.002Z

Sagat was always the tallest kid in street fighting school. 'Lanky-limbs', they'd call him. Well, he'd show them. He'd show them good. By shooting fireballs at each and every one of them. And then he'd show that Ryu too. By the time Sagat went up against the zombie horde, he'd forgotten exactly what it was he was showing people.

Vega

2011-02-21T20:10:00.002Z

The 'Spanish Ninja'. It seems the reason Spain is not known for its ninjas is the choice of bright colourful clothing and funny shoes. Vega was known for his flips and jumps, something he was rather poor at after death. He was also unable to feed on the living with the mask on his face so Vega was to spend an undead eternity in frustration.

Balrog

2011-02-17T13:47:00.002Z

Rumour had it that Mike Tyson was based on this champion boxer. But where Tyson bit only ears off, Balrog went straight for the brains. Even more so after turning undead.

Blanka

2011-02-14T19:12:00.002Z

Blanka (Jimmy to his mum, Roderick to his friends) learned the gift of electrocution from electric eels, learned it's not easy being green from Kermit the Frog and learned how to style his hair from Peggy Bundy. Then he learned how to shamble from the other undead. Blanka liked to learn.

Dhalsim

2011-02-11T15:51:00.002Z

The world's worst pacifist, Dhalsim beat the living crap out of a lot of people with those stretchy limbs. His apologies seemed hollow. So when Dhalsim fell to the undead horde, nobody really cared. Except the elephants.

Chun Li

2011-02-09T21:15:00.004Z

Before becoming a shambling zombie, Chun Li was an undercover Interpol agent. Before that, she was a man.

Zangief

2011-02-07T08:35:00.002Z

Whatever it was causing zombification didn't react well with Zangief's cold war era steroids. While a powerhouse in life, in death it would only take a small impact for Zangief's blood vessels to pop and cause him to explode from the inside out.

E. Honda

2011-02-04T09:28:00.002Z

A Sumo wrestler with a rather, hmmm, let's say ample frame. His large surface area made him an easy target for the undead and, unfortunately, his hundred hand slap turned out to be an ineffective defense. Because slapping is for girls.

Guile

2011-02-02T09:17:00.003Z

When his flash kick and sonic boom let him down, Guile battled the undead with his amazing gravity-defying hair. It didn't work. He now wanders the airfield moaning "Chaaaaarliiieeeeeee".

Ken

2011-01-31T09:29:00.002Z

In order to protect his beloved Eliza, Ken chose to battle the undead on a lonely pier, dragon punching them into the water one by one. One missed shoryuken left him vulnerable and the undead punished him hard unleashing a 12-hit combo of bites.

Ryu

2011-01-28T08:39:00.002Z

Wandered the Earth seeking honourable battles. Well, there was nothing honourable about biting. He didn't like that one bit. Second only to hair-pulling. Of course jumping away and throwing fireballs, well that's fine. It's just the biting and the hair-pulling that's a problem.

Up next...

2011-01-26T13:22:00.000Z

Coming soon.

Data

2011-01-24T12:12:00.002Z

Data didn't have the biology for zombification. But in order to best understand the human condition, Data tore half his face off and wandered the ship eating the brains of the crew. Of course, with all the codes for the ship and being a super strong and mostly completely crazy android, he was a danger to everyone in the entire Universe. Yet again. Oh, but they'd laugh about it afterwards. "That crazy Data!" they'd say.

Wesley Crusher

2011-01-21T10:57:00.002Z

One of the shortest members of the Enterprise crew, poor innocent Wesley thought the zombie apocalypse was a holodeck simulation. Well it wasn't. And in the real world, the safety protocols were well and truly off.

Jean-Luc Picard

2011-01-19T10:23:00.002Z

Captain of the Enterprise. This wasn't the first time Picard had battled the undead, having somehow ended up in the middle of an outbreak in 1985 while disguised as a doctor. So he didn't take kindly to the living dead taking over his ship. Or them eating his foot.

William Riker

2011-01-17T09:18:00.002Z

Will Riker didn't know the apocalypse had broken out until he made his way back to the bridge. He didn't think he'd miss a whole apocalypse - he had just nipped off to the toilet. What was he doing? A number one, of course.

Deanna Troi

2011-01-14T15:05:00.002Z

She knew what they were all thinking - who let a therapist on the bridge? And is her regulation uniform really in the wash? Well, the zombies weren't thinking that. They weren't thinking much of anything.

Worf

2011-01-12T09:02:00.002Z

Chief of Security. May as well have been chief of moaning about honour and his no good son. Though he never mentioned it, Worf's biggest achievement was winning a beauty pageant in his early years. The sash, unfortunately, did nothing to deter the living dead.

Beverly Crusher

2011-01-10T09:02:00.001Z

Could cure most things by waving around plastic objects and looking concerned. But no amount of plastic objects or the most concerned of concerned looks could cure a zombie apocalypse.

Geordi La Forge

2011-01-06T14:10:00.003Z

What once restricted his senses made Geordi La Forge one of the most feared undead on the Enterprise. Able to see in the dark, he lurked in the darkest shadows, only coming out to feed.

Saint Undedus of Felinopolis

2011-01-03T10:35:00.002Z

Patron Saint of cats and living dead things, the story goes that Saint Undeadus, just one among the zombie horde, stopped his flesh-eating rampage to help out a hungry kitten. Undedus was canonised in 1619 by Pope Paul V, a controversial decision at the time given the Pope's earlier criticism of the living dead after they ate his foot.

Professor Layton

2010-12-30T09:01:00.002Z

Layton found the zombie apocalypse most puzzling. And there's nothing a gentleman likes more than a good puzzle. If one is bitten by four zombies and each of those zombies bite at least four times, except one that only bites the colour yellow, how long does it take for one to turn?

Happy Christmas!

2010-12-24T16:43:00.002Z

Hope everyone has a fantastic zombie-tastic Christmas (and other holidays)! Don't forget though - with snowy and icy conditions, escape options in the event of zombie apocalypse are limited so stock up on canned goods and shotguns and stay prepared.

Thanks to everyone who has visited Too Many Zombies! Especially iZombie, who has given my little zombies some great mentions and is partly responsible for the motivation to go beyond my initial run. If anyone has any requests for future zombies in 2011, just let me know.

Happy Christmas!

TRON LEGACY zombies: Underezzed Castor

2010-12-23T09:28:00.002Z

Castor's End Of Line Club, the highest point in the system, quickly became a safe haven. The thing about safe havens, though, is that they attract those looking for safety. And those looking for safety are usually desperate and stupid. And so the safe haven wasn't safe for long.

TRON LEGACY zombies: Underezzed Jarvis

2010-12-22T09:20:00.001Z

Didn't mind what side he was on as long as it was the winning side. Joining the ranks of the underezzed nice and early was a smart move then.

TRON LEGACY zombies: Underezzed Rinzler

2010-12-21T09:50:00.002Z

Clu's head of security. Which is kind of ironic because the thing that turned out to be least secure was his head. Bashed open by the living derezzed, the corruption spread instantly.

TRON LEGACY zombies: Underezzed Daft Punk

2010-12-15T11:18:00.002Z

Two MP3 programmes caught up in the panic. They just kept doing what they do - making sure everyone else went out listening to good music.

TRON LEGACY zombies: Underezzed Sam Flynn

2010-12-14T09:12:00.003Z

The son of Kevin Flynn found himself inside the system after trying to uninstall Norton Anti-Virus. 48 days later he gave up and took an "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" attitude. Poor timing, what with the virtual zombie apocalypse and all.

TRON LEGACY zombies: Underezzed Clu 2

2010-12-13T11:19:00.004Z

Designed to oversee the Grid. But what he oversaw was the virtual zombie apocalypse.

TRON LEGACY zombies: Underezzed Flynn

2010-12-10T10:22:00.003Z

The Grid. A digital frontier. I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer. What did they look like? Vampires? Werewolves? No... zombies.

And then one day, I got in.

TRON LEGACY zombies: Underezzed Jem

2010-12-09T09:36:00.000Z

Once known as a Siren. Which is rather appropriate now because, when you hear her wail, it's best to steer well clear.

TRON LEGACY zombies: Underezzed Quorra

2010-12-08T09:49:00.002Z

Grid warrior. Spent most of her life thankful that she didn't have to wear one of those stupid hats they wore back in the old days. But those stupid hats might have prevented that bite on the back of her head.

TRON zombies: Underezzed Tron

2010-12-07T14:12:00.002Z

A security programme who finally took out the MCP. Survived the games, a hunt, a fall and a giant Sark. The one thing he hadn't counted on was... zombies!

TRON zombies: Underezzed Flynn

2010-12-06T09:28:00.002Z

Once a user (of computers, not drugs - although he may have done drugs too, seemed like the type). Flynn was trapped inside the computer world when the outbreak began. Some say he had powers. But if he was so great, why was it Tron who destroyed the MCP? Why?!

TRON zombies: Underezzed Yori

2010-12-04T10:03:00.001Z

Once in charge of digital simulations. Now in charge of wandering around moaning and groaning. She leads by example.

TRON zombies: Underezzed Sark

2010-12-03T11:02:00.001Z

Command Program Sark was one of the first to rise when the system was rebooted, bringing to life all those previously derezzed. When there's no more room in the recycle bin, the derezzed will walk the system.

Henry Heavenbound

2010-12-02T10:32:00.002Z

Angel zombie in a tracksuit. Where do zombies go when they die? Only dead zombies will ever know.

GAME OVER zombie #7: Tinchy Stryder

2010-11-29T11:49:00.002Z

"I bleed from my iris"

GAME OVER zombie #6: Chipmunk

2010-11-27T10:19:00.000Z

"I open my mouth, the living panic"

GAME OVER zombie #5: Example

2010-11-26T09:43:00.001Z

"Bite the fighters..."

GAME OVER zombie #4: Devlin

2010-11-25T08:16:00.000Z

"Let me grieve for the meat before I murder it"

GAME OVER zombies #3: Tinie Tempah

2010-11-24T09:18:00.000Z

"Man grew up on raw meat"

GAME OVER zombies #2: Professor Green

2010-11-23T08:25:00.001Z

"I could tear apart MCs"

GAME OVER zombies #1: Giggs

2010-11-22T09:15:00.002Z

"Time to get this flesh all in."

What's coming on Twitter today

2010-11-20T11:57:00.004Z

If you're on Twitter today (Saturday), I'm going to be tweeting some new zombies. A zombie tribute to Tinchy Stryder's Game Over video, which features Giggs, Professor Green, Tinie Tempah, Devlin, Example and Chipmunk.

You'll see them later on my Twitter so follow me here - http://twitter.com/TooManyZombies

Don't worry if you miss them - I will of course be posting them here too very soon!

Percy Rumpshaw

2010-11-19T10:32:00.008Z

Spent all morning looking for his Blackberry. He really should have been looking for a shotgun.

This is a new zombie I posted on my Twitter the other day. It's done using the Brushes app rather than Layers, hence the difference in look. That's because I maxed out Layers with the number of zombies I did and it won't work any more.

I'l be posting some more on Twitter soon, along with some oldies I never posted before and some zombie bits and pieces. You can follow me at http://twitter.com/TooManyZombies

Hungry for more?

2010-11-15T17:33:00.001Z

Anyone want to see some more zombies?

Anyone?

#375 Adam Maxwell

2010-08-18T09:11:00.001+01:00

Adam Maxwell - Alive

Searched for a safe haven, a new family. Such thing didn't exist. Humanity was gone, urban centres deathtraps. But, where humanity never touched, Adam found life alone. Safe, quiet. Peaceful.

#374 Eve Edenworth

2010-08-17T08:20:00.001+01:00

Eve Edenworth - Deceased

Escaped with the injured survivor, a man she hoped to start a new life with. She didn't make it. As nature took over the broken compound, a dead Eve returned to Eden and would never leave.

#373 Specimen Omega

2010-08-16T08:24:00.003+01:00

Specimen Omega - Deceased

Easily the strongest of the Alpha/Omega project. And the most angry. Yeah, he had anger issues. Lost his temper something rotten. Trapped under the compound he destroyed, Omega would never escape. And never die.

#372 Bud Bulletheimer

2010-08-15T09:04:00.001+01:00

Bud Bullethemier - Deceased

Had just one mission when he left the Major's camp - to survive. But he soon found a new mission, his last chance for glory. If he had one regret, it's that he didn't find time to paint his face all camouflagey, because that's plain cool.

#371 Becky Edenworth

2010-08-14T08:52:00.001+01:00

Becky Edenworth - Deceased

Her fondness for Hawaiian shirts hid how strong a leader she was. She was thankful for the commando who would hope to trap the beast in the basement, allowing her daughter and the injured survivor, Maxwell, to escape to safety.

#370 Lance Burke

2010-08-13T08:22:00.001+01:00

Lance Burke - Deceased

While the stray commando led the beast deeper into the compound, Lance helped others to escape. He would never make it out himself, though a section of his throat would be later found almost a mile away.

#369 Sylvester Ungo

2010-08-12T08:49:00.002+01:00

Sylvester Ungo - Deceased

Someone made an awful mess of his room. And his body.

#368 Phileas Moon

2010-08-11T08:56:00.002+01:00

Phileas Moon - Deceased

Felt safe in his bedroom. No shambling wreck could make it through the defenses at Eden. So it was somewhat of a surprise for Phileas when something smashed through the wall and tore him to pieces.

#367 Bruno Broomfeld

2010-08-10T08:27:00.002+01:00

Bruno Broomfeld - Deceased

It didn't look like much from the outside but Bruno knew what he was guarding was humanity's best hope for survival. Besides, he loved playing soldier. Marching, shouting and all that.

#366 Zed Sharpie

2010-08-09T08:15:00.003+01:00

Zed Sharpie - Deceased

By the beach lay a safe haven. They called it 'Eden'. Zed guarded the shore. A sharpshooter, he could take zombies out from two miles away. But he was no good when one got all up in his face.

#365 Naut Driftwood

2010-08-08T09:28:00.004+01:00

Naut Driftwood - Deceased

Wandered the sea bed for days before surfacing near the cave entrance. He had become a whole ecosystem for sea life. As a commando survivor passed by, he stopped at Naut for a rather nice seafood salad lunch.

#364 Sal Blanco

2010-08-07T09:11:00.001+01:00

Sal Blanco - Deceased

Those lurking in the depths of the caves soon lost their colour, their eyesight. But not their desire for flesh.

#363 Jiminy Jobbins

2010-08-06T08:50:00.001+01:00

Jiminy Jobbins - Deceased

Destined to be meat at the bottom of a pit, Jobbins ran to the safety of the caves. But that one bite had sealed his fate. Now, he wanders around in the dark scaring those who pass by. Like a haunted house ride, only with more death.

#362 Dave Benson

2010-08-05T08:37:00.001+01:00

Dave Benson - Deceased

Those not in the military who wandered into the camp all suffered the same fate - food for the Major's playthings. The remains of Benson ended up guarding a cave to salvation. One commando would make it through to the other side.

#361 Tiger Denkins

2010-08-04T08:21:00.001+01:00

Vern "Tiger" Denkins - Deceased

One of two commandos to go against the Major. Denkins put up a good fight down in the pit. Good, but not quite good enough.

#360 Grill Langley

2010-08-03T08:31:00.002+01:00

Grill Langley - Deceased

Private Langley wasn't dead when he was thrown into the pit. He wasn't even injured. His only crime was questioning the Major. Still, he ate better at the bottom of that pit than he had above in the camp.

#359 Major Hugo

2010-08-02T09:08:00.001+01:00

Henry Hugo - Deceased

The Major enjoyed the apocalypse. The fear kept his men in line and he ruled like an Emperor, even if some of his subjects were very dead. Shame he never got to light that last cigar.

#358 Rabid Jupitus

2010-08-01T09:00:00.002+01:00

Rabid Jupitus - Deceased

The Major's pet zombie. The Major made sure he was fed twice a day and, for the most part, Rabid behaved himself. Just like when he was alive.

#357 Rusty Renfield

2010-07-31T09:31:00.002+01:00

Rusty Renfield - Deceased

Had a good laugh at the dumb rotters stumbling around the Major's zombie pit. Those 'dumb rotters' were once his teammates but he liked them better dead.

#356 Kelley Socketpop

2010-07-30T08:34:00.002+01:00

Kelley Socketpop - Deceased

Was the Major's favourite, until he realised she was female. He just wasn't good around ladies - they made him nervous. Though wandering around camp with her eyes hanging out made everyone nervous.

#355 Lester Bucket

2010-07-29T09:04:00.002+01:00

Lester Bucket - Deceased

Secured the perimeter. Didn't know what a perimeter was, but he made damn sure it was secure. So at least they didn't have to worry about the zombies outside the camp.

#354 Burt Spamburger

2010-07-28T09:02:00.002+01:00

Burt Spamburger - Deceased

Only stayed in the military because he had no place else to go. Well, the food was good too. Besides, the Major seemed to have everything under control.

#353 Percy Pencilneck

2010-07-27T08:46:00.001+01:00

Percy Pencilneck - Deceased

When it came to his injury, Private Pencilneck went with the 'don't ask, don't tell' approach. So it was a bit of a surprise for all concerned when he turned out to be dead.

#352 Raymond Maxwell

2010-07-26T08:14:00.001+01:00

Raymond Maxwell - Deceased

Somewhere deep down, he knew he would never see his sons again. But still, he would wait with her. After all, she made a mean bacon sandwich and that's worth a lot during an apocalypse.

#351 Lotta Maxwell

2010-07-25T09:23:00.001+01:00

Lotta Maxwell - Deceased

She promised never to leave the house. Her two sons said they would come and get her when they found somewhere safe. Weeks later and very dead, she still waits by the door.

#350 Nob Scrag

2010-07-24T08:50:00.001+01:00

Nob Scrag - Deceased

Some people just make for ugly zombies. Nob Scrag made for an ugly human too so at least he was used to people recoiling when they saw him.

#349 Chunk Tubbson

2010-07-23T08:38:00.001+01:00

Chunk Tubbson - Deceased

Promised he'd start working out next week. Well the apocalypse happened that week. He's always got a bloody excuse, doesn't he?

#348 Chas Charcoal

2010-07-22T08:45:00.001+01:00

Chas Charcoal - Deceased

It had turned out that many undead retained a fear of fire. But Chas Charcoal was never afraid of fire.

#347 Penny Dickfinder

2010-07-21T08:56:00.001+01:00

Penny Dickfinder - Deceased

Hadn't signed up for zombie hunting. Didn't even really sign up for firefighting. She just liked oiling up half-naked firemen. Most firemen will tell you, however, that being oiled up in a blaze is not a good idea.

#346 Ernie Smokely

2010-07-20T09:36:00.001+01:00

Ernie Smokely - Deceased

When the apocalypse kicked in and the dead rose, Ernie found the number of callouts to cats stuck up trees shot up. It was on his way back down with a fat tabby that Ernie lost his life.

#345 Hugo Puciani

2010-07-19T08:08:00.002+01:00

Hugo Puciani - Deceased

Sang his lungs out.

#344 Mitch Gruelington

2010-07-18T08:44:00.001+01:00

Mitch Gruelington - Deceased

Claimed to come from a zombie-free safe haven. A place he called Eden. Had promised to find the parents of an injured survivor named Maxwell. He couldn't keep that promise.

#343 Stan Sweatpants

2010-07-17T08:43:00.001+01:00

Stan Sweatpants - Deceased

Running the 12 miles to escape the horde brought on a massive coronary. He kept running towards the light, but it didn't lead to nirvana. Just some old abandoned military facility.

#342 Specimen Alpha

2010-07-16T10:16:00.000+01:00

Specimen Alpha - Deceased

Built from the remains of many corpses, when Alpha broke free, he tore the whole facility apart. His need for flesh controlled, all Alpha wanted was revenge. Where Omega went, nobody knew.

#341 Drake Grubenhauer

2010-07-15T08:21:00.002+01:00

Drake Grubenhauer - Deceased

What began as a side project in the Alpha/Omega lab became the main focus of the 'clinic'. If the dead can be brought to life and the spread contained, Grubenhauer was sure he could create a new weapon: a superzombie.

#340 Earl Lichenpop

2010-07-14T08:48:00.001+01:00

Earl Lichenpop - Deceased

Wouldn't have been happy with the whole idea of losing his head. He liked his head. It was a good head, as heads go.

#339 Ursula McStitch

2010-07-13T08:12:00.001+01:00

Ursula McStitch - Deceased

With some experiments, it was hard to see just what they were trying to achieve. Even with no internal organs and no eyes, McStitch was still driven by the need for flesh. You have to admire her focus.

#338 Wes Pollock

2010-07-12T08:13:00.003+01:00

Wes Pollock - Deceased

People paid far more attention to Pollock when he was dead than when he was alive. He would have enjoyed that.

#337 Livinia Trout

2010-07-11T09:11:00.001+01:00

Livinia Trout - Deceased

Used to caviar and fine wines, Ms.Trout was now happy enough with chunks of human flesh. Nobody ever asked where the fresh meat was coming from.

#336 Tim Inkly

2010-07-10T08:11:00.001+01:00

Tim Inkly - Deceased

Barely wounded, Inkly was a perfect candidate for experimentation. He was being saved by Von Puddlestein, like someone would leave their favourite food until last.

#335 Gunthar Wrenchly

2010-07-09T09:23:00.002+01:00

Gunthar Wrenchly - Deceased

Didn't have the sense to try to escape while alive. He thought these scientists would cure him. Stop him dying. When dead, however, his instincts kicked in and he refused to be held captive.

#334 Dieter Von Puddlestein

2010-07-08T08:27:00.002+01:00

Dieter Von Puddlestein - Deceased

If you play with fire and all that. Well, he wasn't playing with fire. He was playing with dead things. Von Puddlestein didn't get burned, just slightly eaten.